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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

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So… this happened again. I wasn’t planning on doing it, but it was suggested by two or three people and when I found lyrics for the song on korrasexual’s blog, I realized that it had to be done! I changed the lyrics from the original post a good bit to fit the structure of the actual Disney song, but the general backbone of it was already great! So much love for this song and these Korra-themed lyrics — The Little Mermaid has always been one of my favorite Disney movies! I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed singing it!

_{Watch how I bend, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think that my training’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl 
The girl who bends everything?}

_{I’ve learned from the best, sure, I confess
Past lives of Avatars I have possessed
Looking at me you would think
Sure, she’s fought everything}

_{I can fire and earthbend with spirit
And I’m great with the water, of course
You want airbending?
I can’t do it…
But who cares? No big deal
Who needs four [elements]?}

_{I wanna fight where the people watch
I wanna hear, wanna hear them cheerin’
Sitting on top of those - what do you call ‘em?
Oh - stands!}

_{Training like this you won’t get too far
I’ve gotta learn modern styles of fighting
Taking them down with my - what’s that word again?
Hands!}

_{Up where they fight, up where they train
Up where they know how to endure pain
Bendin’ in threes - wish I could be
Part of that world}  

_{What would I pay to spend a day away from Tenzin?
What would I pay just to escape from his command?
Betcha in there they wouldn’t care
They wouldn’t try to make me bend air
My hope’s drainin’, sick of trainin’
Ready to fight}

_{And ready to know what the probenders know
Help them win matches and make their heads spin
Bend some water and so help me, referee - win!}

_{This is my dream, why can’t they see
How I would love to be on that team? 
Living for me, wish I could be
Part of that world}

(You can download an MP3 of this here, by the way! That is all. Adriana out. ♥)

THIS IS FROM THE SAME TALENTED PERSON WHO ADDED THE LYRICS TO MY REMIX OF LEAVES FROM THE VINE

I CAN’T THIS IS PERFECT ASDFLKJHASLKJDFHALSKJD

JUST PRESS PLAY.

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